college music

Term coined by Beavis and Butt-head, refers to music in the 80s and 90s that was somewhere between alternative and artsy-fartsy, usually involving pretentious lyrics, too-artistic camera shots, and whiny or disinterested vocals. This music evolved into Indie Rock.
From the show:

Pavement
The Flaming Lips
Violent Femmes
The Dead Milkmen
... and many others

Quotes:

Beavis says "Hey Butt-head those houses look fake" to which Butt Head replies "Yeah that's like the whole point of college music, to make the suburbs look bad."
by uhhrrr3333 January 14, 2007
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college girls

Same thing as high school girls but with bigger tits and legal. But still bitchy, cause drama, are sluts, anorexics, party, blah blah blah
College girls are not much different than high school girls. Most of them are 18 or 19.
by Kyle 230 May 05, 2010
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college shower

I didn't feel like taking the time to take a real shower, so I took a College Shower before my date.
by LazyMan08 August 03, 2008
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College Essay

Something that colleges make you write in an college application in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil thing in the world...like really, they're hell.
Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?

Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!
by Jsybird2 December 15, 2008
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College Park

I got lost near Hartsfield and somehow ended up in Compton, turns out it was College Park.
by ThurrtyPhiv January 16, 2009
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College Works

A scam, a pyramid scheme, a lie. Through an intricate brainwashing process, the company tricks college students into providing them with free promotion and labor, and providing innocent homeowners with god awful paint jobs. Even worse, College Works has an entire corporate branch made just to go online and promote the program by posing as satisfied college students. They compose false testimonials and make fake accounts for online forums to argue with complainers and people who call them out. There are considerable chunks of their website devoted to refuting claims that their program is a scam.
Please Google search "College Works" and form your own opinion.
I got an internship with College Works Panting! There were so many rigorous interviews and training sessions, but they said they want to hire me as a manager!
by bottom brick February 21, 2011
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occidental college

One of the best liberal arts colleges in the country. The work load is comparable to that of an Ivy League school and Obama went there for two years. It is located in Los Angeles.
"Hey have you heard of Occidental College?"
"Yeah it's that school the president went to."
by Emily Osments July 24, 2012
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