When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26
Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.
Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.
*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*
Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.
*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*
Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025
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Get the #coin] [coins mug.Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
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Get the Coining mug."two flips of a same coin" means that when you flip the same coin twice you'll either get the exact same side or two opposite sides. This is an expression used in reference to people who often have the exact opposite opinions (as the chance of opposite sides is 2/3) happen to have the exact same opinion on a subject. It can also be used sarcastically or twisted to mean that despite two people showing complete opposite worldviews, at the core of it there is the same message/intention. Not to be confused with the phrase two sides of the same coin, which means something completely different.
Friend 1: hey that insert propaganda agent was really right on political subject
Friend 2: no actually the insert opposite view propaganda agent was really right when he said political take
*Debating ensues*
Friend 3: y'all are just two flips of the same coin...
Friend 2: no actually the insert opposite view propaganda agent was really right when he said political take
*Debating ensues*
Friend 3: y'all are just two flips of the same coin...
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