Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.

"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"

by Quattrochi November 1, 2022

Roach Coach

A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.

Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.

by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018

go coach

A bus company that doesn’t have hygiene and skips bus stops

The go coach bus drove past the stop

by I am a thing November 22, 2021

facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game

8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches

by TheLurch September 8, 2013

Coach beav

A plump, red, angry man who is a football coach at Wyoming area, who also has anger issues

“Coach beav slammed his visor on the ground and went frickin crazy yo”

by Mrbossman2011 April 9, 2025

Soccer Coach

Slang for “Anal trainer”

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today

by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024

Coach rape

Usually referenced to the Fortnite creative game mode made by general.Coach rape is a fan fiction made from the backrooms.

Have you seen coach rape lately he’s mad.

by Stene987 December 30, 2020