sexy clothes

Apparel that has the characteristics to make one look very appealing.
Clothing that is revealing or skimpy making it possible to see more of the body than with conservative clothing.
Apparel that is very form fitting, one is able to see curvature of body parts.

Dang! Those jeans are some sexy clothes, I just learned how to read lips!
She wears sexy clothes that leave nothing to the imagination, I always one was for reality!

by Cat with the fact June 19, 2018

free clothes association

General civilian slang for the Irish Army reserves, the FCA. Comes from the fact that a uniform is issued to all who join. See also Fools Carrying Arms and Sandbag.

You're joining the free clothes association!

by Snake January 26, 2006

Black Clothing syndrome

The Black Clothing syndrome is a rare but dangerous syndrome that people can be born with and in some causes it forms in the persons teenage years. The syndrome makes person wear full black clothing almost everyday usually they wear hoodies and yoga pants, making them look on camara like a blackhole giving them the ability to become completly invisible with only their skin being visible. When it is dark their face can pop up and be gone in seconds giving people: Anxienty, Sleeplessness, Terrible nightmares, Suicide thoughts, Despair and some get scared so much that they instantly die.

Person 1: Hey do you also see a floating head there?

Person 2: Oh no look out! it is somebody with the Black Clothing syndrome! run before it sucks you up!

by Prof. Stephen Willberg January 25, 2021

Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.

Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!

by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019

Clam Hunting Clothes

Any type of clothes where a male feels he looks good enough to:
1) Get laid
2) Hook up
3) Get a phone number

Guy 1: Yo man you ready to rage your face off tonight
Guy 2: Bro...do you even have to ask, I got my 'Clam hunting clothes' on.

by amilkynug December 16, 2011

Island Flow Clothing

A popular clothing brand that started in prince edward island, canada by two teen guys. They make sweaters, shirts, sweatpants, hats, etc.. they come in lots of different colors. you should go buy some flow

guy 1 "hey man nice flow hoodie! what color is that?"
guy 2 "cardinal red man, doesn't it look sick with my mullet?"
guy 1 "yeah man that's dope! so where'd you buy it at"
guy 2 "from Island Flow Clothing man!"
guy 1 "awesome! i wanna get one!"

by flowpei November 30, 2011

Same Clothes Saturday

The instance of waking up Saturday morning and having to wear your clothes from Friday. Normally occurs after a drunken evening when you wake up in a place that is not your home. Most often used when you need to go somewhere or do something on Saturday that is vastly different than Friday's activities. Less popular but more awkward relatives are Same Clothes Monday and the deadly Same Clothes Thursday.

It's probably best to wear shorts and cleats for next weeks pickup soccer match.

Sorry for the skirt and heels, captain, it's Same Clothes Saturday. After work, the other partners and I went out for happy hour and all of a sudden, the sun was coming up. But I'm ready for kickoff!

or

I don't know if your fishnet stockings and Madonna bra are appropriate for the church bake sale.

Sorry Sister Mary Katherine, it's Same Clothes Saturday. I didn't have time to go home and change after last nights rave.

by catrenegade September 4, 2010