The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
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by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018
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timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.
paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes
timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months
paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot
paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes
timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months
paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot
by sMac1 February 27, 2011
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Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?
Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.
My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.
My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
by eljefe123 December 25, 2010
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