Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

jason butler

Lead vocalist of letlive. (the greatest band ever formed) He is renown for doing crazy things on stage. (hanging from rafters, doing backflips, throwing guitar cabs, and fucking shit up on stage because of his genuine feel for the music he is performing.)
the epitome of a genuine kind soul. cares about his fans at an extreme and personal level. amazing vocals, gorgeous beard, and a warm compassionate heart.

but he's also hardcore and metal as fuck

Jason Butler is the coolest, sweetest, and most hardcore guy I've ever met.

by haleyptv22 November 27, 2013

Malcolm Butler

To save one from failure at the last minute. Malcolm Butler is known for intercepting a pass on the goal line from Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, as the Seahawks were heading to score a game-winning touchdown near the end of Super Bowl XLIX.

The Seahawks were down 28-24 with 28 seconds left, one yard away from the end zone. Russell Wilson passes but is intercepted by Patriots cornerback Malcolm Butler, saving the Patriots from a late-game scare, giving them their fourth Super Bowl Championship.

Jim: I really need to bring up for my English grade before the exam
*gets a 98*
Jim: I just Malcolm Butler'd myself!

by jab31401 June 9, 2016

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017

Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

kentucky butter

when you melt butter an pour it in a girls asshole.

i kentucky buttered my girlfriends asshole

by timmyfuckingeverhart July 28, 2018