A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
by awkwardfart December 3, 2011

one of the worst things in the world.
a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.
a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.
by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007

by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011

The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009

by BusinessCat July 10, 2016

by gconnex March 3, 2008

by John 0liver April 19, 2022
