The total and utter nonsense that you yourself don't believe, but will appease your college/university professors in an essay.
Dude, that passage on new age hyperrealism is the necessary bullshit I need to ace that English essay!
by Nuju April 27, 2010
Aidan: I was watching Bill o Riley last night, it was a complete mountain of bullshit.
Jack: Yeah, Fox is bullshit mountian
Jack: Yeah, Fox is bullshit mountian
by Abck February 22, 2014
Man: This is the 600th time I've had to post on this forum due to bullshit and fuckery! Goddamnit you retards!
by -=|=- February 28, 2014
(n) A psuedo-scientific explanation, where the speaker uses scientific-sounding words to make his made-up nonsense sound legit.
The following is Joe trying to appear smart by explaining rain using bullshit science:
Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.
Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.
by AlphaOkami March 01, 2011
Call center jargon. This is the excuse that a call center or your hiring agency gives you for your being canned.
"My bullshit reason for Stream was they said I was browsing porn" Jeremy said, "even though they have a blocking proxy installed and I wasn't at my workstation when it supposedly happened."
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
In total disagreement with what another requests of you, or something totally against your belief, or an absolutely rediculous request. ultimately annoying
the want me to work a double shift, thats pussy bullshit.
im tired of Susies pussy bullshit all the time
im tired of Susies pussy bullshit all the time
by snookie pie October 04, 2008
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