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food bullet

The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face
I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!
by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016
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lady bullets

Lady Bullets is a small senior level 5 all girl team from the California Allstars. Also known as the queens of small senior level 5 all girl. Please be careful when looking at them as they have been known to slay your life and leave you speechless.
"Lady Bullets are badass bitches"
"You're a Lady Bullet?! Wow I've met Beyoncé"
by umwhoismaggie July 27, 2016
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Dirty Bullets

The ejaculate of a male afflicted with any sexually transmitted disease that is transmitted through semen.
Don't fuck that guy. He's shooting dirty bullets.
by FunnyMrBiggs July 2, 2016
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Single bullet retirement

When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.
Did you hear that bill gave himself a single bullet retirement on Tuesday?
by Desk zombie June 8, 2017
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community bulletin-board etiquette

A few simple "no brainer" rules that, if we'd all follow them, would make posting/reading paper ads/notices a much more pleasant and peaceable experience for everyone involved.
The "perfect five" rules of community bulletin-board etiquette:
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Shotgun Bullets

The big mighty James Phillips will shout this from the rooftops.
SHOTGUNNNNN BULLETTTSSSSS
Shotgun Bullets
by Toplooker69 March 29, 2020
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Catching Bullets, No Pistol

"Ayo, I heard that Chris Brown was Catching Bullets, No Pistol Last Night in the Club"

"Wtf?!"
by Playpossum August 15, 2020
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