Penis Buffet

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

buffer

A law-abiding citizen that makes an easy mark for a con-artist.

Those buffers were so easy to steal from.

by gtcompscientist December 14, 2008

Buffer

The act of a female licking the asshole of her male partner.

She blew my fucking mind after she gave me that buffer.

by The duder 17 February 8, 2013

buffers

person or people, usauly from cominuity service who clean up graffitti.

damn fool someone buffed my shit cu!!!

by eugene August 27, 2003

buffe

Noun; Crackwhore, one who trades oral sex for cocaine

Dude, did you see that buffe on 7th street?
She'll blow you to heaven for a gram...

by da bomb March 8, 2005

Buffey

Can be blonde at times.. has huge tracks of land.. and is very squirrel like..

I was walking to work the other day and right in the midd...."SQUIRREL!"... le of the park I saw Buffey sitting there sipping a cow latte mocha joka with 2 pumps of white java lava.

by scooter the squirrel February 4, 2010

Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad

1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.

2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)

1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?

Person 1 - Yup.

Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.

Person 1 - Smart move.

2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!

Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.

Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.

by Lexi_Runner1 August 17, 2007