bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.

Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?

by Doe, John April 12, 2013

brieley

A smart, funny, tries to be athletic. girl who loves to hang out do insanely stupid things. when she gets hurt she laughs it off. sometimes awkward but smiles anyway.

Brieley, oh Brieley what did she do now.

by Brieley March 2, 2017

Briley

Briley is the most beautiful girl in the whole world. She has brown eyes that are the cutest things in the whole world. Brileys are short, tan, and have blondish brownish hair. If a Briley likes you than you are a very lucky person because she only excepts the best out of all of the boys. If you see a Briley she will leave you breathless with her gorgeous looks. If you have a Briley in your life you are very lucky and will be happy for the rest of your life.

Briley will leave you breathless if you see her.

by Space_59 September 27, 2019

Brilee

Brilee is the most strongest women she will take you down when she needs to she is sad unsaid but doesn’t show it she is a cowgirl and a tomboy and isn’t afraid to show it she is also the most prettiest girl you will ever meet she is also very hyper and she loves her last name!

Omg I need a Brilee in my life!

by Yeet we December 5, 2019

The Bible

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.

Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"

by ThyOfThee January 25, 2021

vacation bible school

vacation bible school sped up.

you listen to vacation bible school?
yes
oh so your cool

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021