Clam Bowl

The female version of a fruit bowl. A fruit bowl is accomplished when a male tucks his genitalia between his legs and moons on onlooker. The female version is easier to pull off because it requires no tucking, but is not veiwed as an insult.

Man 1: Did that chick in that passing car just moon us?
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.

by I got you back September 22, 2011

Bare Bowling

The act of lifting up the toilet seat, resting your bottom directly on the outer ring of the bowl and dumping.

Cliff: Hey Ronnie! You doing okay in there?
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.

Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.

by CornChipSammy March 20, 2015

bowl filler

When you blast out such a quantity of shit that you literally fill the toilet bowl. Depending on the size of the particular bowl, you may or may not be sitting in your own pile by the end.

Honey, I knew I shouldn't have eaten those three buffets yesterday. I just had a bowl filler and clogged up the bedroom toilet. Now I need to call a plumber to get all that shit down.

by Wordmaster Adam January 4, 2017

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.

E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"

by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019

Bowl Holder

To put it simply, the largest crap you have ever taken. Copious amounts of feces exiting the system at a rapid rate resulting in the need to hold onto something.

Man, I just ate a giant bowl of fiber bran and had to run to the head.....let me tell you, THAT was a bowl holder.

by b-boy-bot-d August 14, 2009

Noodle Bowl

At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.

Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.

by wecanhavehightimes July 18, 2018