broken sprinkler 

the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess

-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!

broken sprinkler by THaT GUUUYYY May 14, 2010

brokeNCYDE 

Ugh, where do I even start with this band. From the lyrics; to the screaming that sounds like a pig getting it's internal organs removed; this band just makes me wonder where the dignity of the world has gone. If you think about it for a second though; they are signed up with Noize Records, so I suppose it all makes sense. The band in general is a mockery of the music world that everybody we have come to know and love have built into an empire. When I first heard this band, it was like some recking ball had come and disintegrated all that. BOOM! And it all falls down to the ground. I could record my 10 year old brother screaming his ABC's and pressing some buttons on a synthesizer and OMG IT'S THE NEXT BROKENCYDE MEMBER.

Obama - Hello citizens of America. I'm here to inform you that there has been a notable amount of deaths throughout the world that have happened for unknown reasons. The only lead we have on the deceased; is that they had gone forcablly deaf shortly before leaving this world. If you have any kind of information on the matter; please send it to us immediately. Your tips will be anonymous.

*e-mail's brokeNCYDE tracks to president*

brokeNCYDE by ----> The Raving Critic <---- August 19, 2009

broken down skeet skeet 

when a guy cant cum because of a tragic accident involving the smashing of his dick

i wouldnt date him,
hes a a broken down skeet skeet

broken down skeet skeet by kayLa SOZK March 15, 2008

Broken thumb

A dick trick where a man puts his thumb into his palm, and replaces it with his unerect penis. This makes the illusion that his thumb is fat and wobbly.

Joe: Did you see that guy at the party last night?
Tommy: you mean the one who busted out the broken thumb?
Joe: yeah it was tight.

Broken thumb by zach crouch and jackson carr May 12, 2008

birkenstalker

An annoying, self-righteous hippie guy who will not stop calling you, even though you said to stop. What he doesn't understand is that just because he feels like he has great, liberating intentions, doesn't mean that you like him. His intentions may include expanding your minds together, telling you his philosophy, talking about you being a 'goddess' or something to get in your pants. Just because you have that one sari fabric sun dress does not mean you want to colonize India all over again with him and his vibes. He can't see why you don't want anymore jars of dandelions left for you on your doorstep. Because he feels he is on the purest spiritual path he thinks that that stalking behavior is part of Jah's or the Great Spirit's, or the universe's dance between men and women. He's creepy because its his "nature". May also be a megalomaniaphone about his guru who he read one book about.

Hey, want to go to the crystal shop, they are the only ones that carry that lip balm I like.

No way, you are on your own, that's where that birkenstalker works. I'll meet you at Starbucks.

Naw, you're right dude, let's skip it. He is such a megalomaniaphone at parties.

I know, but he does have that cute intellectual smokestack friend...

No way, that guy is an IntelliBruto

birkenstalker by fannyreer July 11, 2010

boriendago 

n.
Refers to males born with an abnormally small penis, a condition also known as knuckle dick (or microphallus). Possibly a rough translation of a seldom used latin phrase.

Boriendago over there would be a better off with a venus fly trap vagina made out of diamonds in his pants than whatever's he's got in there.

boriendago by Subsidian December 29, 2010

help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?

Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!

help my j key is broken by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018