Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.

It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.

by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012

Blonde

Blonde girls/guys will usally be known as the dumb blonde but they aren't as dumb as you think some blondes are actually very attractive but in the end it doesn't matter what hair color you have it matters who you are and what your like

Girl1: did you see that new blonde girl

Girl2: yea she's probably really dumb

Blonde girl: actually I got moved to this high school because my middle school said I had to move up a couple grades

by Jazmin-1118 November 13, 2017

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that you never see but it's always around

Ugh blonde goddess he is so ugly but so hot at the same time

by Thus is a closeted homosexual June 5, 2018

Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020

montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes

I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep

by baaa canmeanwhatever you want August 5, 2014

rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

siofra brady

siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

Blonde

Blonde is a light golden hair color ranging anywhere from platinum to caramel.There is no such thing as a dirty blonde, there just brunettes trying to pass themselves off as blondes, and brunettes who dye their hair blonde shouldn't be telling people they're blonde when they're BROWN roots are showing.
Being blonde doesn't mean your stupid or less intelligent than brunettes or redheads. I'm a blonde and my IQ is 136 average is 85! That stereotype comes from people like Marylin Monroe and Jessica Simpson.
The main reason blondes are considered more attractive is the human eye is drawn more to the light color of blonde hair than the dark color of a brunette.
Blonde is actually an endangered hair color. Only 1 in every 20 women is a natural blonde and only 1 in every 45 men is a natural blonde. This is due to blonde being a ressive trait. Brunette is a dominate trait. Its practically impossible for 2 brunettes who had brunette parents to have blonde children.
Just because someone is blonde it does'nt mean they're a hooker or sluty or easy. Hair color really does'nt really judge that. That just comes from stupid blondes who act all prissy and dumb because they think it's cute, and most guys do think it's cute.
Every hair color is speacial and unique in it's own way and they can all have fun.

- Just because some blondes are sluty disty and blonde does'nt mean we all are -

by Devonna August 31, 2005