Frotor Boat

When you motor boat two afros.

These two fine seventies black models put their heads together and I TOTALLY FROTOR BOATED THEM!!!!

by Swagmastermax December 14, 2011

Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.

by MyNameIsForrest-ForrestGump March 9, 2018

Snack Boat

A small boat - like device, (designed for transport, but most effectively used as a children's toy) that is used to store tasty snacks for later consumption.

Jordan: Bro, I'm fucking starving.

Hunter: Its alright bro, I got a snack boat.

by KeepItSaucy October 10, 2014

jolly boat

a posh word for the male genitalia.

Ohoy, my mighty jolly boat is ready to set sail, climb aboard!

by LoopingItAway896 December 2, 2016

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

by D January 31, 2005

jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"

"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)

by JDAM! July 8, 2010