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kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011
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blumpkin con queso

Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting dome while taking a dump- however with a very important twist...

Once in the process of gettin dome, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you dome. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.
Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face?

Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafucka!!!!
by BlumpkinsAllDayEveryDay June 29, 2009
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blumpkin supreme

To sneeze while recieving a blumpkin, fellatio while defecting, which rumor has it causes sensory overload.
Forrest's heart stopped beating after recieving a blumpkin supreme.
by Moses87 July 12, 2006
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Rusty Blumpkin

To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.
My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.
by Rod Cocksman March 21, 2009
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Reverse Blumpkin

All the other definitions have it wrong. You are all thinking of the Inverted Blumpkin in which the female poops and sucks dick.

The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.
Girlfriend: Hey I'm taking a shit, come eat me out.

Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?

Girlfriend: Yes.
by Gundament2 November 9, 2012
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blumpkin party

3 or more blumpkins taking place in ajoining bathroom stalls
that blumpkin party was epic!
by DDP March 23, 2005
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Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.
Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!
by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009
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