Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.

I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.

by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

blockormore

A girl that only looks good from a block or more.

Dag, that girl is ugly. Yeah, she's definitely a blockormore.

by Eric P. September 22, 2003

Barack blocked

When either John McCain or Hillary Clinton are giving a speech and Barack Obama has a speech at the same time, and the news networks shift their coverage to Barack Obama.

Bryan: "Did you see the speeches that Hillary Clinton and John McCain gave yesterday?"
Eric: "Naw man, I saw the first five minutes of them, but then Obama had something to say, and the news networks realized that people actually care about what Obama has to say, so they shifted their coverage to Obama's speech, even Fox News."
Bryan: "Wow, even Fox News took their right wing eyes off of McCain to show Obama?"
Eric: "Haha yeah."
Bryan: "Hahahaha, they got Barack blocked."

by TH3 L33T ON3 April 5, 2008

Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.

"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"

by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019

aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.

I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

jizz blockers

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.

Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.

by novimoto January 3, 2009