bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.

I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"

by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021

Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud

He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible

by Sonét April 20, 2018

Bible Bootie

A woman with a perfect ass, straight out of the Garden of Eden.

Goddamn, girl, that is a Bible Bootie if I've ever seen one.

by the_scrambler June 4, 2022

Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 9, 2021

Bible-Thumper

To adhere so fervently to the concept of preaching the bible to unwanting masses that you become a nuisance: bible thumper (see also: bible beater, Christ's commandos, jesus "listen to the word" your christ)

I was enjoying my afternoon, until i saw a bible-thumper on my walk. I didnt even see that book coming for my head till THWAPP

GOD DAMMIT

by OnlyMalkavian March 3, 2020

bible flip

A double backflip performed in a wheelchair. First accomplished and named by Aaron Fotheringham, a young man confined to a wheelchair.

Aaron Fotheringham used a 60-foot bungee cord to gain enough speed for the bible flip.

by Zavelin September 14, 2010

bible scars

Anything emotionally or physically damaging from religious institutions or the perpetuation of said institution's beliefs

Man the Passion of the Christ gave me bible scars

by Lonzae October 18, 2017