dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Let's bennie

1, Alternative to "let's go" or "lets jet". Derived from the song 'bennie and the jets".

2, a sexual maneuver where one leaves the morning after in a rushed fashion "bennying"

1, Eamonn: "hey you saucy minx it's time for us to go"

Veronica: "oh yeah, let's Bennie you handsome devil".

2, Reginald: "dayum man! I can't believe that midget was gone in the morning!"
Elton: "ya bro midgets are serial Benniers"

by Eamonica o'hanlessy July 19, 2011

Berniceism

A religion based upon Bernice. To become a berniceist you must pray to the one true god Bernice. You must relinquish all bodily desires and give it up to Bernice. Once a month you must strip naked and howl at the full moon while yelling I’m an animal.

Berniceism, in ancient literature a Bernice is depicted as a monkey wearing the skin of a 16 year old, others say she’s like a gremlin that barely comes out of her cave. But all in all people conclude “she looks like every other bitch.”

by Bernicefollower May 1, 2021

man berries

a euphemism for testicles

"omg you could see his man berries and everything"

by waihekian October 27, 2008

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

Bernice

Means ''bringer of victory''
a creative person,and mostly a pushover.
pretty with small imperfections.childish and cheerful.a daydreamer.kind and caring.
possibility of being a bookworm.

fren:hey bernice!
bernice:hey wads up???
fren:treat me to a drink!
bernice:ok lets go to the bar....!

next day~
fren:yo bernice!!omg,ytd i went to the bar n tis hawt guy asked 4 my no.!!!!

by hopstepjump August 11, 2009

bennies

Your job's benefits package - like medical insurance, dental insurance, and 401k

Matt: Somehow I make $16 an hour, plus bennies, to sit in a cubicle from 9 to 5

Dave: You're lucky bro. I know a guy who's disabled, couldn't finish high school, and makes the minimum wage to push a mop around in circles all day. Keeps the floors and the urinals clean tho.

by TodaysTomSawyer March 8, 2010