April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
by Cuurah April 19, 2020
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i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.
by Namethisword February 24, 2020
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Lez-been

Term to use around the Elderly to describe a female liking a female.
Grandma: So is your cousin okay with you liking boys.
Grandson: Yes, Grandma she takes up for me.

Grandma: Now why would she do that?
Grandson: I don't know she just understands I guess.
Gradma: Is she a Lez-been?
by hoohhaal April 18, 2011
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The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)
B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
by AssPounderMKII August 31, 2008
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You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service
by jantele February 02, 2021
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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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It’s been a while

That thing u say to your ex or friend when it’s been a while and you don’t want to live without them
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