The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII August 31, 2008

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This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.

My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.

by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023

You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 02, 2021

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Da-Been

Da-Been. (Noun)
South Korean Man.

Da-Been :

introverted
playful
level-headed sometimes
goofy

adorable
alert
humorous
achiever when he wishes to
fit, loves the gym
bold and straightforward

you can trust him
thoughtful in many ways, especially to people to cares.
shows supportiveness to people he cares

strong

self-aware
protective of his people or person.
powerful
observant
dominant
neat and clean
interesting in so many ways
honest
genuine to his person
determined
considerate of his people and person
caring

attentive
sexual desire
So what attitude

rolling emotions
lazy but gets his work done.
needs his own space and time
overthinker or
dosent think of anything
has strong preferences
depends

Never been rejected
Can self restrain
Territorial

conservative

Da-Been.

-One of a kind.

by mine. May 24, 2023

You’ve been cloonied

When you have been given the best opportunity to change your whole life around for fortune; successful ending.

Bro 1: Hey man this all I could come up with I worked so hard.

Bro 2: Sorry man, the doors behind just turn the knob and it’ll open so you can leave.
Bro 1: *leaves room with head down*

Bro 2 : Sike! You’ve been cloonied you’re getting everything you asked for, for the work you created man.

by ChinoOmo September 21, 2019

national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official

hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.

by applebottomjeans2 October 15, 2020