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The Peanut Butter has been spread

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.
During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.
by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009
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YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021
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someone tells me you've been

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.
"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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you've been poked

Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you sneak it and take it nice and slow to prevent from waking up the lady then you leave the message on the door.
"The other day I woke up beside this girl and when I was at my friends place so I had some fun and left my calling card, YOU'VE BEEN POKED."
by Actualcarrot July 12, 2006
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you been cut

Maan you won't leave me tha f*ck alone.. you been cut!
by iknowunvme April 30, 2004
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I have too been responded

a phrase uttered by someone who thinks she or he are highly intelectual, but in fact posses the IQ of igneous metamorphic rock.
i have too been responded! Your computer's just probably retarded...like you.
by FOCit February 2, 2010
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You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.
After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011
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