Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock

Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome

by Nickarsen04 April 7, 2019

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie

You're trying to do the bush around the beating

by antiquing April 21, 2021

three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.

"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"

by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021

Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021