Baracko

Originating from a portmanteau of Taco & Burrito, a Baracko is a mythical Mexican delicacy that science has yet to engineer. It has the greatness of burrito filling with the crunchy hard shell of a taco.

Conceived well in advance of the President with a similar moniker, the Baracko is ideally combined with 22 oz. of any beer or malt liquor, commonly referred to as a "bomber." Creating a face meltingly delicious combination of a "Baracko and a bomber"

Science has yet to produce such a magical dish, but the future is now.

"I feel like something delicious. I wish science would just fucking make the Baracko already so I can die happy."

Terminally Ill Boy: "Dear Make a Wish Foundation, please create a Hard shelled burrito that I can devour before the cancer prevents me from breathing."

"Hard Burrito, dude"

by Rawk! August 1, 2009

Barackmobile

Nickname created for the 2009 Cadillac Presidential Limousine. Officially, it is referred to as "The Beast"

Did you see the Barackmobile during the parade? It is really sophisticated!

by Lenyon January 20, 2009

bracketeering

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.

Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.

by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014

Barrack Obama

Currently The president of the United States. The worst president we have ever had, and instead of fixing our economy he is planning his next vacation. Worse than Bush.

Barrack Obama: Yes we can!

People: THEN FUCKING DO IT!

by POWER METAL RULES August 3, 2013

baracgasm

bar·a·gasm
Pronunciation: \bar-awe'-ga-zem\

Function: noun

Etymology: Proper name, Barack + awe + New Latin orgasmus, from Greek orgasmos, from organ to grow ripe, be lustful; probably akin to Sanskrit ūrjā, meaning, "to sap strength."

Date: circa 2009

1) intense or paroxysmal excitement especially an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of Barack Obama-related news reporting.

2) physical extacy brought on by emotional arousal related to witnessing actions of Barack Obama ; usually accompanied by a thrill going up one's leg and the ejaculation of platitudes and acolades by "unbiased" reporters.

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bar·ac·gas·mic also bar·ac·gas·tic \bar·ack·gas-tik\ adjective

Did you see CNN today? When he reported on the new 100 trillion dollar budget,Chris Mathews had another baracgasm on air.

by Not Chris Mathews March 27, 2009

The Barrack Obama Slide

The Barrack Obama slide is when you take both hands and shove them in to your partner's anus. After ripping the anus you stick your face in their ass sucking up all of the blood and shit. After filling your mouth up with blood, shit, and saliva you make out with your partner. After both of your faces are covered in blood, shit, and saliva you then drink 3 cups of laxitive and have your parther shit on your face with their ripped open anus.

Hey want to do the Barrack Obama Slide?
Only if it's a dance move.

by niggerlover69 March 6, 2011

barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).

Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006