Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Nigerian Bandit

The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.

Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1

by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

bitcoin bandit

Bitcoin Bandit is a term used in the com to represent them being a theif to cryptocurrency or one who simswaps. People known as plugwalkjoe, doc, jon, and alot more out there. plugwalk joe is known for hacking twitter and other social medias through a method known as simswap, his victims are celebrities such as EX twitter CEO, Donaldtrump, more. Doc is known for his notorious simswap hack that landed himself $15M in bitcoin/USD in 1 lick. Doc owns a few handles but the main known as @5 on instagram. the reason i added jon in that list is because recently he was caught flexing/flashing a lick he hit to be around $10M-20M with a few other friends split into 2 groups to accomplish this lick whos names are unknown at this time. jon is new to the scene but recently been investigated in Sinaloa, Mexico by the mexicans government for being apart of a huge drug scam involving the Sinaloa Cartel known to be ran by the infamous druglord/kingpin El Chapo aka one if the most wanted men in Mexico during his time. Jon was raided in Mexico around May of 2023 which caused this event to be posted all over tiktok and reportedly $3M in cash and 2 ferrari's 1 known as a LaFerrari driven by Jon himself who was seen fleeing the scene in a pickup truck and the other known as a Ferrari F8 Tributo driven by a associate who is still unknown to this day. He flashes all his wealth over instagram by the username @comandantejon and other alternative instagram accounts.

"Hey you know that guy hit a lick for 600k in btc" , "Oh nah that nigga a bitcoin bandit"

by The Snitch of Snitches August 9, 2023

hashbrown bandit

one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.

morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.

by KC DIRT May 29, 2009

Duggie Bandit

1st: He ties people up and makes them watch him duggie.

Stefan Height is such a duggie bandit.

by Davester0421 January 17, 2011