Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011
Get the Poon Banditmug. by KC DIRT May 29, 2009
Get the hashbrown banditmug. The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
Get the The brand bandit!mug. A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022
Get the Wedgewood Banditsmug. by Davester0421 January 17, 2011
Get the Duggie Banditmug. The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.
Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1
by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020
Get the Nigerian Banditmug. by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020
Get the Red Banditmug.