I'm here for the badger

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered

Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!

by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005

Honey badger

The Honey badger has been referred to as "the meanest animal in the world", and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. They are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its small size. They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals.

Some people share similar characteristics with the honey badger. They are persistent when they are after something. Once provoked they become ill-natured and intimidating.

by smatty21 December 8, 2011

sky Badger

The lesser known sky badger is a small striped animal that flies through the air with grace and presence. Sky badgers are approximately 1-2cm in length and have stripes, similar to the contemporary badger. They burrow to find their home and collect pollen. Sky badgers are often referred to as 'bees'.

"Look at that sky badger!"
"That's not a fish badger, it's a sky badger"
"Ow, I've been stung by a sky badger"
"That sky badger's honey is nice"

by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006

Red Badge of Courage

The red stain that is left when you get done engaging in sexual relations with a female on her period.

That girl DanJimmy just had sex with left a huge Red Badge of Courage on his sheets.

by putnam2 February 24, 2011

Honey Badger Hideout

A LOW KEY PLACE YOU CAN GO TO HAVE A GREAT TIME AND DRINK WITH FRIENDS THAT DON'T GIVE A SHIT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT TROUBLE FROM OTHERS OR THE POLICE.

HONEY BADGERS TAKE WHAT THEY WANT!

HONEY BADGER HIDEOUT IS A PLACE STOCKED FULL OF BOOZE, BEER, YOUR BOYS AND BITCHES.

by TAMPAWOLFPACK December 27, 2011

Rusty sheriffs Badge

Your bum hole.

One morning Phil "McCrackin" Rollason rose from his bed to find he had a leakage out of his Rusty Sheriffs Badge. Upon investigation he had found out that Kevin Ryan had spent the night at his flat!!!

by Manwell hung November 28, 2003

Badger's Den

Slang reffering to the set of a pornographic film featuring midgets.

"...when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den..."

by Dexter_Rex September 20, 2011