jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Jamacian Bobsled

The act of putting toilet paper in the water before taking a dump, so there won't be skid marks after flushing.

If you don't want them to know you dumped in there, just do a Jamacian Bobsled and light a match.

by 71770 November 21, 2020

Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.

"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"

by SenorChooch November 26, 2020

Smitchy Bobson

A guy who is really into hentai and anime but has signed a deal with the devil to only watch 30's horror movies.

-Thank god, I'm not into anime. I almost became a Smitchy Bobson

by tonybigfattiger November 20, 2021

Jamaican Bobsled

The use of Vaporub as lubrication.

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.

by Grim Tiswold January 21, 2022

Alabama Bobsled

When your female first cousin/sister slides on ice and your penis goes in her vagina due to the force associated with the slide.

Me n cousin Kelly were out on the ice neked and we did an Alabama bobsled from 30ft apart.

by Original Worm February 13, 2022

Welsh Bobsleigh Team

The act of taking a bath with your grandad

“Did you have a good weekend?”

“It was okay, but I got enrolled into the Welsh Bobsleigh Team”

“What do you mean?”

“I had a bath with my grandad”

by GButs January 7, 2023