Self proclaimed asshole but is actually not. His goods is good good. Hidden talent puts vibrators to shame. Walls are hit on the daily. You’ll be fed with his amazing cooking skills. His specialty is 6+ inch Subway. He is selfless and is always willing to help. He is intense almost to a fault. Yacht rock music playlist can be expected to be playing in the background.
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Get the Nat BJ mug.Nov. 5th marks an important day every year...where a man can enjoy his enchiladas while being on the receiving end of a blow job that is expected to be at the same level of sloppiness as said enchilada. This holiday is not to be taken lightly a forgotten BJ and enchilada day could result in a reaction equivalent to that of a man forgetting your birthday, anniversary, or even Valentines day! Get your enchilada sauce and hair ties ready ladies!!!
I can't believe she forgot today was BJ and enchiladas day...i mean does she really even care about me at all??? How could she do this again???
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