awkward balloon

an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."

"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"

by Lora Fitzgerald April 27, 2009

awknowledge

(v.) - 1. to say "AWKWARD!" in an awkward situation, thereby acknowledging said situation as awkward 2. to acknowledge something or someone as awkward

"He awknowledged what happened and everyone laughed."
"Let's just awknowledge the situation and move on."

by akelso20 October 26, 2007

awks labrynth

To be so entirely awkward that you are in a "labrynth" of extreme unease and awkwardness that you can not escape. Ever.

While staying with his grandparents in Wyoming, young Joe had decided to take the family dog to the park. When he walked into his grandparent's bedroom to ask permission, he found his grandparents in an entangled, wrinkled, sex act. When his grandma saw him standing in the door, she screamed, had a heart attack, and died. Let's just say that Thanksgiving with grandpa is a littttlleee awks labrynth.

by Lee Clancy November 20, 2007

awklol

awkwardly laughing out loud or laughing out loud at an awkward situation.

Awklol! Oh my gosh! That was so awkward! Your mom just slapped my butt! Awklol...

by acloud November 19, 2009

awkward cuttlefish

noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"

~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded

by loveotters21 June 1, 2010

Awkward Eggs

1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeah…?"

2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast

*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)

"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"

by Really???????? April 29, 2010

Awkies

Awkies - To outline that an awkward moment is taking place and can also be used as a quick escape

1.

Peter - How funny was that thing Dylan said
Robin - Not at all
*Dylan Hears*
Robin & Peter - Awkies

by BLANK! February 26, 2011