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AUGUST 1

National date day ; go on a date with anybody and see how it goes
OMG August 1 national date day is coming up I should totally tell Nick so we can have fun
by bigdumbenergy October 15, 2019
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St Augustine's Syndrome

The phenomenon of people condemning vices they have indulged in themselves already, and since given up. Inspired by the _Confessions_ of Augustine (417 CE), in which Augustine describes his career path and then denouces the things he did to get to where he is.

WHY IT'S BAD

With SAS, the perpetrator has received the BENEFITS of a particular vice. It could consist of sleeping one's way to the top, or lying a lot, or getting divorced, or indulging a vice until it gets tiresome. At that point the perpetrator makes a big display out of quitting the vice and condemning it publicly. It's like climbing a ladder out of a ditch and then pulling the ladder up so others can't get out of the ditch; and to add insult to injury, the perpetrator ridicules the desire to use the ladder.

Like other forms of hypocrisy, it's destructive because it enforces stupid social codes. If the social codes were right all along, then the perpetrator should not get off the hook for violating them, but, in effect, he gets praise for having done so (and having "kicked the habit"). If the codes were wrong, then they should be confronted . And finally, it's bad because it creates a meritocracy of bullshit.
A good example of St Augustine's Syndrome is Doctor Laura Schlessinger, the evangelical talk radio host who climbed her way to the top, divorced, and then renounced feminism. Many putative sages are famous for having had, earlier in their lives, immense amounts of sex with numerous partners, only to renounce the ways of the flesh and denounced materialistic society.
by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010
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Augie

A very nice guy that you can trust with all your heart. Very energetic but can be quite stubborn at times. When it comes to him you can never win a fight. When he is dedicated to something he sticks with it. He is a very loving person and loves to cuddle. He is a person that would never want to let you go, he would make sure you never fall and he will always be there by your side when you really need him when your at your worst.
Did you see augie with that girl?
Yea she's such a lucky girl to have a guy like him
by HalfARose<3 July 13, 2011
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august 13

the bad bitch day. everyone acts like a bad bitch on august 13 and if you were born on this day then you're The Bad Bitch™
depression: boo
me: i was born on august 13 bro i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me
by yooniesmatriarchalfigure October 16, 2019
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August 31

national bottom day! appreciate your stupid ass bottom friends
person 1: hey dude, did you hear about August 31st? It’s National Bottom Day.

person 2: oh wow, really? well i appreciate you
by lydiadeeetz October 15, 2019
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16th of August

Only the best people have this birthday , if this is ur birthday congrats ur welcome ! This birthday is joint best with June 1st
“When’s the best day to be born”

“16th of August
by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
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August 11

If you were born on this day, or any other day in august.. Your Parents failed NO-Nut November
Think about it.. It takes 9 months for a women to go into labor. 9 months away from November is august soo.. August 11 is a sign
by Anonymous Birdy with flowers August 11, 2021
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