serious as a heart attack

To show that you are serious, and not joking.

Person A: Did you hear that Gordo is gay!
Person B: No way, are you serious?
Person A: I'm as serious as a heart attack!

by AndrewMartini June 23, 2008

Stack Attack

When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).

All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.

DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"

Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"

by Damien Metalwind September 28, 2008

Sudden Attack

Sudden Attack (Korean: 서든어택) is a free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter online game developed by the South Korean company, GameHi.
Very popular in South Korea and the game is currently going around the whole world (eg. South East Asia, North America).

Sudden Attack can be seen as a different version of Counter Strike.

by SuddenAttackFan December 14, 2009

Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a specific gender that was made fun of in 2014 as a transgender joke, but now several former Air Force members have come out as an Attack Helicopter/Apache Helicopter due to there sentimental attachment to their own helicopter. The pronouns are Heli/Copter/Helicopters. Though many members find this gender to be a very offensive joke, but what is really happening is the members of the Attack/Apache Helicopters are being oppressed by the people who are fighting against oppression. Though there is less than 100 people who identify with these pronouns, they are still a part of this society and are getting pushed out by the LGBTQ+ community.

Attack Helicopter Definition: a gender in which few veterans identify as.

Examples
“I identify as an Apache Helicopter.”
“You are a transphobic and you aren’t funny”
“But I have an attachment to my Apache Copter, and I identify as that now to show my thanks and connection to my copter.”

by AirForceVet659 October 26, 2020

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people

Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

by Supercookieboy February 17, 2017

Art Attack

1. Attack of artistic origin. Allows the attacked person to create amazing drawings with little or no effort. Usually involves the continuous chanting of the word 'draw.'

2. Term coined by Mark Kistler of the T.V. show Imagination Station.

3. Violent attack involving art supplies. Usually leaves the victim dead or seriously injured.

Look at what that art attack did to Jimmy's drawing!

Mark Kistler created the term 'art attack'

Bill impaled Jim on his pencil during his art attack.

by Joshua Van Laningham July 16, 2008

Smack Attack

A person you encounter whom is so irritating, you develop an insatiable urge to smack them uncontrollably with both hands at a rapid pace.

Dude! You spilled my soda! Chill out You Smack Attack!

by Rodericks June 27, 2008