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your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died
by jacob byrd December 31, 2007
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you just wrote a check your ass cant cash
by tornado947 March 24, 2003
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a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 08, 2007
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Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
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Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"
by Heather Cantrell October 09, 2008
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Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.
You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!
by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020
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Snap my foot off in your ass

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time
If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass
by kolakommando February 15, 2018
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