Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.

Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.

by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 12, 2011

Arthur Arnold

dented in the brain

he's such an Arthur Arnold

by kradrice February 14, 2017

Arthur's Hook

The tiniest thing on Earth. Only sydney would like it.

Sydney: I lovvve Arthur's hook, i wanna bang it! Hardddd

by iufriufiwjxowuyfreh September 25, 2018

Arthur Reynolds

A tall and strong person.

Arthur Reynolds is Christiano Ronaldo!

by xdr5t3evq3q February 19, 2025

Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.

They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.

by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024

Arthur Duffed

It’s another word for when someone or something falls over or dies

Person 1: My dog puid just Arthur duffed, now he’s in the quantum realm.

Person 2: So sorry to hear about your dog. I hope no body else Arthur’s in your life

by Vpcarson1 April 29, 2024

Arthurization

The "permission to engage" that the Good King should have insisted that his Knights of the Round Table obtain from him before inciting battles with competing knights/armies from areas outside his kingdom.

If Sir Duncan and some of the other "overly aggressive/combative" knights had sought Arthurization before "starting stuff" with enemy factions, life at Camelot might have been considerably more peaceful and harmonious, and more of the armored warriors might have lived longer calmer happier lives as a result.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018