Emotion experienced by nearly all iPod users and Mac owners. Not to be confused with the emotion felt by Mac gamers
by Michael Mendoza June 12, 2006
Two handed version of the stranger. Basically sitting on both hands until they are numb, then masturbating with one hand while choking yourself with the other. Simulates having sex with a angry stranger.
by Steve-O1 April 17, 2007
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.
by Red Beard October 19, 2003
The Angry Simba is similar to BOTH "The Angry Pirate" & "The Simba" but done at the same time. Thus creating "The Angry Simba".
It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
by TheAngrySimba June 16, 2010
When a man ejaculates deep at the bottom of a womans throat, this causes the woman immense anger and frusration resulting in her biting down hard on the base of the mans penis
by SThomson March 09, 2009
The act of insulting a woman while you're fucking her, just as you're about to cum. She will try to buck you off and the resulting ride will make you cum even harder.
I was buttfucking Sally last night, and just before I was about to cum I told her that her sister was a much better fuck. Man that turned her into a raging angry donkey and it made me cum even harder as she tried to buck me off. I felt like a rodeo star!
by mechwatch July 21, 2006
An "angry one" is a an aggressive wank where one thinks very bad thoughts about a person of the opposite sex in a bid to ejeculate in record time.
Care must be taken not to inflict injury on one's own member.
Often the mental scenario will include a female participant whose beef curtains will never be encountered by the beater of the meat.
Care must be taken not to inflict injury on one's own member.
Often the mental scenario will include a female participant whose beef curtains will never be encountered by the beater of the meat.
A: Hey, look at that girl over there, her tits are awesome
B: Indeed they are
A: Well, I hear she's so rude she lets you fuck her up the trumper on the first date
B: {disappears behind nearest tree and fires off an angry one whilst picturing himself being the star of the aforementioned cock/ass situation}
B: Indeed they are
A: Well, I hear she's so rude she lets you fuck her up the trumper on the first date
B: {disappears behind nearest tree and fires off an angry one whilst picturing himself being the star of the aforementioned cock/ass situation}
by Diddly October 20, 2004