Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
by hatesjeff November 14, 2009
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That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.
by crapholio August 21, 2005
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by bufftank March 11, 2014
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by Derek 09 January 1, 2009
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My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.
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