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Alyssa

Alyssa is a sexy small girl who is shy at first but will make your life the best.
she can get any guy and all the guys fall head over heels for her but she knows what she wants
she has good pussy and even tho she’s small she can eat a whole pizza
Alyssa has a good punani
by Gangslayer818 September 23, 2018
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Alyssa

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by Kyle246822 June 1, 2018
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Alyssa

Your being an Alyssa
by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016
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Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
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alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.
ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.
by wiiisdom April 17, 2011
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Alyssa

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.
That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!
by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
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Alyssa

Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.
by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018
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