Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.
Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
by GodofUniverseSon June 08, 2016
Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
by avjvel3jfi3fq3 September 08, 2016
Naval terminology. To achieve air-tight integrity of the ship's citadel. To achieve air-tight integrity of your arsehole after a night of lager and curry. To prevent a "sharting".
You going to be ok carrying the Queen mothers coffin after last nights run ashore chef? - Don't worry lads, my aft funnel is at Zulu Alpha.
by Pussers Dust August 14, 2010
When a person puts down another person in an attempted to keep a higher status in a certain activity/subject
Person 1: *acting funny*
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
by TheMrTaco February 16, 2013
Kids born between 2010-2025. Little pieces of shit that can't stand to be away from technology too long. Like to bully people on roblox and make fan accounts on tiktok for dumb hoes that got cancelled 725289 times.
by tillie:) January 19, 2021
This is the first African American Sorority founded in 1908 with a motto "By culture and by merit". Alpha Kappa Alpha believes in sisterhood and service and has been positively impacting the world for the past 103 years! The colors are salmon pink and apple green. These women are often looked at as classy, beautiful, intelligent and passionate about their goals. They promote high ethical and moral standards, promote education, unity and friendship among college women, maintain progressive interest in college life and provide service. They paved the way and set the example for other sororities to follow. Alpha Kappa Alpha is the First and the Finest! Three times imitated, but Never duplicated. If you're looking for a lifelong bond with strong women and to help make a change in the world around you, this is the sorority for you!
I wanted to be an AKA and here's the reason why.
Of all the towns around, no better group I found
So I joined them right away
And this I have to say
We have tried, we have tried, we have tried
Now we made it to AKA!
Alpha Kappa Alpha is the Only way!
For more info about Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. See www.aka1908.com
Of all the towns around, no better group I found
So I joined them right away
And this I have to say
We have tried, we have tried, we have tried
Now we made it to AKA!
Alpha Kappa Alpha is the Only way!
For more info about Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. See www.aka1908.com
by FOURce Field June 13, 2011
Possibly the greatest Halo tag-team ever to play the game. Rumored to have dropped out of Harvard University to play professionally in Japan.
Tyler: Wha'd you do tonight man.
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!
by Billy Dilter May 22, 2007