Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."

by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011

Alarm-psychic

Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.

I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!

by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013

Alarm cock

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.

I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.

by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.

Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

Abarra

Abarra

Is a beautiful language in North Central Nigeria called by the same name.
Only few people speak this language in Nigeria because they are part of what is categorized as the minority groups in Nigeria.

p1: Hey! dude, what's your name?
p2: Azathi; why did you ask?

p1: Oh! Are you Abarran? your name, though...
p2: Obviously! what about you?
p1: I see! you've got the look... call me Femi, I'm Yoruba.

by Vitia June 14, 2018

alaree

Usually tall and blonde. With a great sence of humor and has green or blue eyes. Super sweet and smart.

Alaree is a great friend

by _______...... March 11, 2018