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Ahmed

Salve. Owned by the "India Are Shit" groupchat
Damn, that Ahmed recieved 50 lashes this morning
by WashedPessi November 29, 2021
mugGet the Ahmedmug.

Ahmed

Ahmed is a wonderful individual who is well-liked by many. If you ever get an Ahmed, treat him with respect and don't ignore him. If you ignore him, he will ignore you. He's really attractive and attracts a lot of women, but he doesn't flirt with them because it's forbidden. If Ahmed says anything as a joke, it's not always a jest; sometimes it's true; he's a smart and nice guy.
by itsbeen50days November 22, 2021
mugGet the Ahmedmug.

Ahmed

An annoying friend. Plays some sports but is not very athletic. If your a guy you have no idea about his relationships with girls. Likes small talk, but is interesting to talk to when he is not annoying you.
Man, your such an Ahmed.
by A dude lmao June 6, 2018
mugGet the Ahmedmug.

Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.
"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"
by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018
mugGet the Ahmed dizanemug.

Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.
by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022
mugGet the Sami Bin Ahmedmug.

Walid Ahmed Cabdala

it means its Walid Ahmed cabdala the king
Walid Ahmed Cabdala what are you doing?
Am a Walid Ahmed Cabdala
by cockandballsucker February 13, 2025
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