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Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent
Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night
by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021
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Ahme

Ahem... but cooler
"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"
by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024
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Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020
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ahmed booza

hes a 17 year old who dates 13 year olds and loves watching the flash edits sits in a discord call with his underwear the whole day watching girls dancing on tiktoks
also creates flash ai edits with himself in it
loves eating cheatos previous gf called lara
loves dating weird people and spends his money on robux
fails no nut november because he's a pro elite gooner
built like a stick 6'4 non chalant pulls indians

likes hugs from back

has indian food at home
by ahmed booza November 6, 2025
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Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.
by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022
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Walid Ahmed Cabdala

it means its Walid Ahmed cabdala the king
Walid Ahmed Cabdala what are you doing?
Am a Walid Ahmed Cabdala
by cockandballsucker February 13, 2025
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sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.
Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?
by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021
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