Ahmed

An unc who plays fighting games and denies being an oil prince.

Wow this guy really is an ahmed

by kaizox1 December 18, 2024

Ahmed

An annoying friend. Plays some sports but is not very athletic. If your a guy you have no idea about his relationships with girls. Likes small talk, but is interesting to talk to when he is not annoying you.

Man, your such an Ahmed.

by A dude lmao June 6, 2018

om ahmed

a woman who is tired of your shit .
respect her maaan.
basically she cleans your whole house.
and I personally RESPEEECCCT hee

"OMG have you seen om ahmeds Sheb Sheb ive been trying to find it so I could hide it so she doesn't touch me."

by om nagafa May 31, 2019

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent

Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night

by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021

Ahmed

Literal love of my life. So pretty, smart and funny. The way he laughs oh my god, it just melts my heart away. His voice when he says my name ooofff.

Ahmed alby men gwa bahebo

by albak byhbak November 23, 2021

Rasheed Ahmed

The most awesome nigga ever, He isthe alpha of the pack and the most sigma of them all

Oh my god, did u see Rasheed Ahmed today? He is such an alpha and sigma, what a cool nigga

by idknamethiswhateverimjusttrol September 9, 2024