Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

Armstrong

The first to do something

Adam is my Armstrong; I lost my virginity to him last year.

by myarmstrong July 22, 2024

Neil Armstrong

He did indeed have a dick but identified as a female leading many researchers to think he was a woman

Neil Armstrong big hairy black dude that dressed as a woman

by Fox News 101 March 7, 2022

Lucas armstrong

Lucas armstrong is the best person ever, if minions were real they would have Lucas as their leader

wow If I were to think of the best person ever I'd say "Lucas Armstrong"

by bensonmoebrayfan March 9, 2022

Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

paul armstrong

Paul armstrong is the most amazing person on earth he makes demon fall in love so easy there panties fall off

Man he's a real paul Armstrong

by Brittbrat69 May 31, 2017

Armstrong the fuck out of you

A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.

''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''

by NOWAYHOEZE June 1, 2022