ain't got no

a slang term that means "don't have any" when translated into proper english. very commonly used in the southern part of the U.S.

(friend)"Lend me a dollar, man"
(you)"You know i ain't got no money"

by Madam Fantastic March 6, 2004

ain't that money?

exp. used when pointing at someone you plan to rob

slavin (pointing at elderly woman): yo, ain't that money?
herbs: nah, i don't do old ladies

by khup December 14, 2008

Ain't No Wifey

1. To be single and not want a relationship
2. To "go with the flow" in a relationship, not wanting anything serious

John: "I wanted to ask Kate to marry me but I know she won't say yes."
Terry: "Why not?"
John: "Because she ain't no wifey."

Selena: "You shouldn't be hanging out with Eric if you're with Sean."
Miley: "Who cares? I ain't no wifey."

by aintn0w1fey August 30, 2013

I ain't gay

A default response to every possible situation

Have you seen Bill?
I ain't gay

by wherethetittiesat September 22, 2017

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

by You will not win today July 22, 2011

aintellectual

absence or complete lack of intelligence

the only word we could come up with to express the extent of the stupidity my niece's stepmother.
"j is so ridiculously dumb, she is aintellectual!"

by t.l.i. October 21, 2008

This ain't adding up chief

When something is not making sense or does not add up.

Hillary would be a good president, this ain't adding up chief

by TyroneThiccBoy September 18, 2018