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beer train

The consumption of alcoholic beverages, preferably beer, in the company of coworkers on a train ride home from work, usually on a Friday afternoon or evening.
Joe: What time is the beer train departing today?
Tom: Leaving work at 4. I'm gonna hit up the liquor store across from the station. Anything in particular you want to drink?
by slavonac11 January 24, 2014
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Warrior Train

The last run of the Penn Station to Port Washington line of the Long Island Railroad on a Friday or Saturday night. Typically around 3:00 AM to 5:00 AM. This train is frequented by drunken midshipmen of the United States Merchant Marine Academy who exit at the Great Neck LIRR station.
“Dude did you take the warrior train home last night?”
Yeah bro we got back at 5:30 this morning, the city was insane last night.”
“Gnarly.”
by ageofsail September 20, 2022
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Tebow Train

Ridding the unexplainable succes of Tim Tebow. Having a very lucky streak. Being the center of attention while having a crazy lucky streak of fortune and fame.
Man I put Tebow in as my starting quarterback in my fantasy league and I am going to ride that Tebow Train to 1st place.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.
by letzgoblues December 18, 2011
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Train-Smash

Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).
I train-smashed three red mitzi's
by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021
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on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
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texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.
Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo
by SCnative July 18, 2016
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Regret Train

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.
After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.
by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2017
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