Paradigm Shift

Nintendo's attempt to revolutionize and change the way of gaming as we see it.
by Nam January 19, 2005
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Double Shift

During a threesome, when you receive a blowjob and rimjob (getting your rectum licked) at the same time.

The term "double shift" is derived from work shifts; as you receive two jobs, you are working a double shift.

Can also be used in past tense and as a verb; I got double shifted last night. Or I love double shifting you.
Mike: Hey V, what happened with you and those two girls yesterday, Genoush and Vartuhi?

V: Bro, everything was going good, I was making tolma with them in the kitchen then they randomly took off my pants. Genoush sucked my dick and Vartuhi ate my asshole. It was weird man.

Mike: Oh, your so lucky, you just got a double shifted.
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reality shifting

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "
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D-SHIFT

The art of screwing over the next shift. The equivalent of leaving a big turd on the floor for someone else to clean up
I came into work on our last day just to find out I got the d-shift
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Shift change

Shift change is when someone switches up to a cop, or changes shift when working, someone who snitches and breaks loyalty or when a nigga gay in jail and tells his gf at home it's shift change.
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green shift

The phenomenon of a person becoming more attractive by dint of their wealth. Most commonly used to refer to this phenomenon in someone who is otherwise unattractive for other reasons.
"How does John always get women? He's a fatso, smells bad and treats everyone like shit!" "He throws his money around. It's just green shift."
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The Gear Shift

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!
"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
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