ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo August 28, 2005

Jimmy Hands

An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.

I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.

Uncle Carl

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Hand of righteousness

The hand of justice or being morally right or Getting the shit slapped out of ya

Tr3c If you don’t shut the hell up your going to catch the Hand of righteousness

by Skull EnDOr October 26, 2017

Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.

“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

“The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

“Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”

by RenegadeStar December 2, 2020