BJ BJ

Self proclaimed asshole but is actually not. His goods is good good. Hidden talent puts vibrators to shame. Walls are hit on the daily. You’ll be fed with his amazing cooking skills. His specialty is 6+ inch Subway. He is selfless and is always willing to help. He is intense almost to a fault. Yacht rock music playlist can be expected to be playing in the background.

Bj Bj, you good? Are you good though?

by dfdddfdDalupan June 29, 2022

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bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation

I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?

by Scrappy012482 July 14, 2016

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BJ

1) bachelor of journalism
2) blow job (vulgar slang)
3) Boris Johnson a former Prime Minister of the UK

Mom, what does BJ mean?

by N0C0D3 March 31, 2024

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L. BJ

Da infamous "possibly involved in da assassination of J.F.K." (another commander-in-chief who was also identified with three initials!) prez with a larger-than-average hoo-haw, and so lots of chicks might have wanted to give him fellatio.

I hear dat Bill Clinton wasn't particularly well-endowed between his legs, so perhaps he envied L. BJ, both for how "hung like a horse" he was, and da number of ladies whom he got to spread their legs for him.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

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bj hav

gingy's license plate on his white daddy's rich person jeep that's more advanced than emily's 2016 mobile. although some people may say bj stands for blow job and not gingys dads initials... poor boy has never had a blow job but drives a car that represents it

gingy's license plate says bj hav even though he "hav" never "hav" a blow job #throatgoat

by robokio March 3, 2022

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