wilson swallow

A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell

Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

Bob Wilson

A Malevolent God from another world hell bent on the complete and total destruction of all life in the universe.
His methods include the spread of mass chaos.
He usually takes the form of Lord Linlithgow.

Argyle: Did you hear what happened in Tunisia?
Calum: Yeah it was probably Bob Wilson.

by DeeLinden September 6, 2021

Ian Wilson

Sexy Beast That Danica Stalks

Danica Loves Ian Wilson

by Mochindy October 11, 2020

Angry Wilson

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!

Dude my girl was on her rags last night and I did an Angry Wilson….

by Coojax December 2, 2022

Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!

Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.

by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022

Ben Wilson

A big fat ginger

He likes to suck peins and kiss people called shea

Shea: likes people called Ben
Ben: Shea lets shag Ben Wilson

by Jklollulmonkaswillyha August 27, 2020

sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.

a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black

by Sexydimma October 17, 2017