i jus realised while i was doin oral sex on my lady i seen she had her sponge in so i asked her how was that sponge bob
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.
'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'
by Alex Morgan April 25, 2004
When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.
by BatNinja April 07, 2009
by KMA&AEA October 15, 2011
by Brenna June 18, 2004
Someone who has an obsestion with spongebob porn
by Spongebob Daddy February 22, 2018
When a man is playing a videogame with his friends leaves in the middle of a game or important part if the game such as a boss fight to go talk to a girlfriend.
"Dan is such a dry sponge because he left in the middle of a boss fight to go talk to his girlfriend on skype".
by Fearedstick13 July 02, 2017