Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

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Miami Valley Career Technology Center

Where you go to get a good sucky suck in the lake. Tons of hoes and goats to go around.

Dang girl you being such a Miami Valley Career Technology Center.

by Sexydog445 November 18, 2020

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Miami Dick

The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.

We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.

by Msginaaa April 24, 2021

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Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

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Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.

“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”

by Aweebutter July 21, 2022

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